Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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