I'm really into asian looking animals
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Two words: blizzard sex
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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