He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
high people should be assigned attendants
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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