Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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