Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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