my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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