When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
