I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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