Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
