The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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