There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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