idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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