oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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