Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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