Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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