S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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