I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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