FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
you made out with another girl for some wings
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Shame is for Republicans.
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