Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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