so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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