ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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