haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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