I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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