All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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