Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You're like the curious george of whores
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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