She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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