i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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