If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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