you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
