why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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