This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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