So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
