just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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