First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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