my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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