I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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