Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
