What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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