That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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