and she was petting her beer can
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Randomize
