Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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