Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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