i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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