I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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