i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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