i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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