"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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