Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My hand turned me down
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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