I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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