i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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