I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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